Do you have a fear of intimacy? FACE THAT FEAR with us at the Armory in Somerville on Saturday, March 3rd, in an evening of intricate and beautiful music presented au naturel. You'll get that up-close-and-personal boudoir feeling in this sexy cafe with its make-out lighting, velvet curtains, and baby grand piano. Table seating, frou frou coffee, craft beers, fine wines, and fancy sammies await you. FREE PARKING LOT in the back. Yes! It's not even a euphemism.

$10 at the door - Doors and chillaxery at 7:30 - Music starts at 8:30.